You can not send same funny birthday poems to your female friends and best friend. Of course you need unique happy birthday rhymes that are short, hilarious and can be sent to adults or even to Boss.
Here are 110+ funniest rhymes we have selected
- I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!
- Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
short funny birthday poems for adults
- May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
- There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth.
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- Happy birthday!
This special birthday wish may be late,
And it may not make you very wise,
But it’s still good enough to send,
Because it won’t strain your tired eyes.
- It may not be the best birthday wish,
And it may not even be on time,
But I think it’s better than nothing,
For no other reason than it rhymes.
Rude Silly Birthday Poems for sister
- Here they come, with birthday cheer,
Bringing gifts just once a year,
People you don’t even like;
You really wish they’d take a hike.
- This should be a glad occasion;
But it seems more like a SWAT invasion.
Go away! Just take a break!
Oh well, at least there’s birthday cake.
- I knew this gift would make you smile,
It’s perfect for your many adventures,
Now you can take a bite out of life,
With a pair of brand-new dentures. Happy birthday!
funny rhyming poems for him
- “Happy birthday”- these two words
Are very often said
Many times and everywhere
They have been heard and read
- If I use these oldish words
Believe me, that it’s true
From the bottom of my heart
They spring and just for you
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- Wishes For A Funny Happy Birthday
Pleasant surprises and funny things
And smiles around you there
Sunshine even in the room
Kind laughter everywhere
Your loved ones will be with you, too
This is my birthday wish to you
funny poems about aging
- The caroussel of years runs fast
And ev’ry round will soon be past
But anyway- enjoy the ride
And have nice people at your side
- For every candle
That you blow today
I am going to make
A wish and pray
May you always
Remain so sweet
May your love for me
May we always
Be together and near
Wishing you a very
Happy birthday, dear
- There is no greater satisfaction
Than basking in our attraction
There is no greater happiness
Than to look at you and experience breathlessness
There is no greater pleasure
Than to cherish our love’s treasure
There is no greater joy
Than to call you my boy
- We have been dating for a few months now
I feel like the happiest girl in the world
Thinking about you
Makes me blush, twist and twirl
On your birthday, I’ll shout it out aloud
When the whole world can hear and see
This is only one way in which I can show you
How much you mean to me
poetry for friends birthday
- Everyone is jealous of us
We make an awesome couple
Life with you seems perfect
Forever, I want to be in this bubble
Today I want to preach
Just one simply philosophy
That a handsome guy like you
Deserves a pretty girl like me
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- For you, nothing in this world
I would ever trade
You are more precious to me
Than a dazzling Jade
From every troubles of life
You have given me bail
Today I promise that for you
My love will never fail
- Sometimes so sweet
Sometimes so savory
But the perfect taste
To describe you, is spicy
Sometimes hot tempered
Sometimes so happy
But out of all your moods
I like you best, naughty
Happy birthday hottie
hilarious birthday poems for adults
- Smiles and laughter, joy and cheer
New happiness that stays throughout the year
Hope your birthday brings all these and more
Filling life with surprise and joys galore!
- Poetry congratulates the most humorous humorous birthday
Today is your birthday.
I have no gifts.
Only the color card.
Make gifts instead of wishes.
Wish you happiness.
New age is peaceful.
And there is a lot of money.
Great success together.
- Poetry happy birthday sister
I just remembered today.
Mother’s day of birth
You are as beautiful as an ice cream.
And so pretty.
Life is so short.
I wish you a happy life.
And always love life.
Same lot of luck.
I’m always healthy.
Good study, success.
Quickly get married soon.
Let me eat the rice!
- Happy Italian birthday.
Good luck and love.
Good luck to thousands of things.
Take money, lots of silver wealth.
Joy, happiness is becoming more and more beautiful.
Wish to be well-off family.
Successfully followed the journey of publicity.
Wish you peace and peace.
How many happiness around each day.
Not sad nor bitter.
No pain every day laughing.
The smile will always be on the lips.
Always share with me.if need.
This role is based on my friend.
Remember that I am always near you!
- Your birthday is a sweet day
A day when you cut a sweet cake
A day when you spread your sweet smiles over me
A day when you surprisingly open your gift packs
A day when love my gifts the most
A day when you fulfill my wish
A day you like to escape
A day you never escape
- It’s your 21st birthday
You will have 21 candles on the cake
You must invite your 21 best friends on birthday
You must receive 21 specials gifts as well
Besides the figure of this crazy 21 digits
Do me only a one single favor
Clean my laundry after your birthday party
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- Years ago you were my best friend
Then you become my boyfriend
Then you become my ex boyfriend
Then you come again as a just friend
Then you try to become a best friend
Then you once again become my boyfriend
Now you become my one real husband
And I have to rhymes a birthday poem for you
Oh happy birthday to you
You are so sweet
You are so cute
You are so intelligent
You are so caring
You are so daring
Oh you are just enough
Happy birthday to you
- Happy birthday to the cartoon I know,
You have so many stupid gestures to show,
Ok, don’t get bugged, I was kidding my dear,
Coz it’s your birthday, so spread the cheer,
Have the most amazing day of your life,
May god give me strength to survive,
- Year by year you are growing old,
But people around you celebrate this bold.
You want to drive it into their head,
That the occasion demands no party instead hit the bed.
It’s just a birthday dude…
But you got receive a gift from us so good.
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- What is your birthday plan for today?
How are you making it a pleasant day?
Don’t skip a chance, coz I want my treat,
I was the first one to greet.
- I’ve been banned from having birthdays
A new rule has been made
Signed, sealed and delivered
By the local Fire Brigade!
They say that all those candles
Would create such a blaze
They’d have to come and put it out
And stay around for days !
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- So, I guess I’ll have to party
Without the birthday cake,
Perhaps I’ll light one candle
Just for old time’s sake,
Those firemen! So fit and strong,
Such handsome looking men –
Whose birthday is it, anyway?
Let’s light them all again!