110+ Funny Birthday Poems For Friends (2024) Short Rhymes for Adults and Females

You can not send same funny birthday poems to your female friends and best friend. Of course you need unique happy birthday rhymes that are short, hilarious and can be sent to adults or even to Boss.

Here are 110+ funniest rhymes we have selected

  • I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!
  • Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

short funny birthday poems for adults

  • May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
  • There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth.

poems for dads birthdays

  • Happy birthday!
    This special birthday wish may be late,
    And it may not make you very wise,
    But it’s still good enough to send,
    Because it won’t strain your tired eyes.

Funny Birthday Poems For Friends
Happy Birthday Wishes in Hindi Shayari

  • It may not be the best birthday wish,
    And it may not even be on time,
    But I think it’s better than nothing,
    For no other reason than it rhymes.

Rude Silly Birthday Poems for sister

  • Here they come, with birthday cheer,
    Bringing gifts just once a year,
    People you don’t even like;
    You really wish they’d take a hike.
  • This should be a glad occasion;
    But it seems more like a SWAT invasion.
    Go away! Just take a break!
    Oh well, at least there’s birthday cake.
  • I knew this gift would make you smile,
    It’s perfect for your many adventures,
    Now you can take a bite out of life,
    With a pair of brand-new dentures. Happy birthday!

funny rhyming poems for him

  • “Happy birthday”- these two words
    Are very often said
    Many times and everywhere
    They have been heard and read
  • If I use these oldish words
    Believe me, that it’s true
    From the bottom of my heart
    They spring and just for you

funny birthday poems for mom

  • Wishes For A Funny Happy Birthday
    Pleasant surprises and funny things
    And smiles around you there
    Sunshine even in the room
    Kind laughter everywhere
    Your loved ones will be with you, too
    This is my birthday wish to you

funny poems about aging

  • The caroussel of years runs fast
    And ev’ry round will soon be past
    But anyway- enjoy the ride
    And have nice people at your side
  • For every candle
    That you blow today
    I am going to make
    A wish and pray
    May you always
    Remain so sweet
    May your love for me
    Never deplete
    May we always
    Be together and near
    Wishing you a very
    Happy birthday, dear
  • There is no greater satisfaction
    Than basking in our attraction
    There is no greater happiness
    Than to look at you and experience breathlessness
    There is no greater pleasure
    Than to cherish our love’s treasure
    There is no greater joy
    Than to call you my boy
    Happy birthday
  • We have been dating for a few months now
    I feel like the happiest girl in the world
    Thinking about you
    Makes me blush, twist and twirl
    On your birthday, I’ll shout it out aloud
    When the whole world can hear and see
    This is only one way in which I can show you
    How much you mean to me
    Happy birthday

poetry for friends birthday

  • Everyone is jealous of us
    We make an awesome couple
    Life with you seems perfect
    Forever, I want to be in this bubble
    Today I want to preach
    Just one simply philosophy
    That a handsome guy like you
    Deserves a pretty girl like me
    Happy birthday
    Poetics by Aristotle
  • For you, nothing in this world
    I would ever trade
    You are more precious to me
    Than a dazzling Jade
    From every troubles of life
    You have given me bail
    Today I promise that for you
    My love will never fail
  • Sometimes so sweet
    Sometimes so savory
    But the perfect taste
    To describe you, is spicy
    Sometimes hot tempered
    Sometimes so happy
    But out of all your moods
    I like you best, naughty
    Happy birthday hottie

hilarious birthday poems for adults

  • Smiles and laughter, joy and cheer
    New happiness that stays throughout the year
    Hope your birthday brings all these and more
    Filling life with surprise and joys galore!
  • Poetry congratulates the most humorous humorous birthday
    Today is your birthday.
    I have no gifts.
    Only the color card.
    Make gifts instead of wishes.
    Wish you happiness.
    New age is peaceful.
    And there is a lot of money.
    Great success together.
  • Poetry happy birthday sister
    I just remembered today.
    Mother’s day of birth
    You are as beautiful as an ice cream.
    And so pretty.
    Life is so short.
    I wish you a happy life.
    And always love life.
    Same lot of luck.
    I’m always healthy.
    Good study, success.
    Quickly get married soon.
    Let me eat the rice!
  • Happy Italian birthday.
    Good luck and love.
    Good health.
    Good luck to thousands of things.
    Take money, lots of silver wealth.
    Joy, happiness is becoming more and more beautiful.
    Wish to be well-off family.
    Successfully followed the journey of publicity.
    Wish you peace and peace.
    How many happiness around each day.
    Not sad nor bitter.
    No pain every day laughing.
    The smile will always be on the lips.
    Always share with me.if need.
    This role is based on my friend.
    Remember that I am always near you!
  • Your birthday is a sweet day
    A day when you cut a sweet cake
    A day when you spread your sweet smiles over me
    A day when you surprisingly open your gift packs
    A day when love my gifts the most
    A day when you fulfill my wish
    A day you like to escape
    A day you never escape
  • It’s your 21st birthday
    You will have 21 candles on the cake
    You must invite your 21 best friends on birthday
    You must receive 21 specials gifts as well
    Besides the figure of this crazy 21 digits
    Do me only a one single favor
    Clean my laundry after your birthday party

silly limericks for 18th, 21st, 40th, 60th and 75th birthday

  • Years ago you were my best friend
    Then you become my boyfriend
    Then you become my ex boyfriend
    Then you come again as a just friend
    Then you try to become a best friend
    Then you once again become my boyfriend
    Now you become my one real husband
    And I have to rhymes a birthday poem for you
    Oh happy birthday to you
    You are so sweet
    You are so cute
    You are so intelligent
    You are so caring
    You are so daring
    Oh you are just enough
    Happy birthday to you
  • Happy birthday to the cartoon I know,
    You have so many stupid gestures to show,
    Ok, don’t get bugged, I was kidding my dear,
    Coz it’s your birthday, so spread the cheer,
    Have the most amazing day of your life,
    May god give me strength to survive,
    With you..Lol!
  • Year by year you are growing old,
    But people around you celebrate this bold.
    You want to drive it into their head,
    That the occasion demands no party instead hit the bed.
    It’s just a birthday dude…
    But you got receive a gift from us so good.

birthday poems for teachers

  • What is your birthday plan for today?
    How are you making it a pleasant day?
    Don’t skip a chance, coz I want my treat,
    I was the first one to greet.
  • I’ve been banned from having birthdays
    A new rule has been made
    Signed, sealed and delivered
    By the local Fire Brigade!
    They say that all those candles
    Would create such a blaze
    They’d have to come and put it out
    And stay around for days !

funny birthday poems for husband

  • So, I guess I’ll have to party
    Without the birthday cake,
    Perhaps I’ll light one candle
    Just for old time’s sake,
    Those firemen! So fit and strong,
    Such handsome looking men –
    Whose birthday is it, anyway?
    Let’s light them all again!